dogmotif:

if you’re not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

embrace the joys of not being included in everything

• the ability to take in someone else’s experiences and see them as external to you, a brand new thing you’ve learned about the world
• the opportunity to listen to a conversation without having to form, justify and defend a position
• security in the knowledge that your friends can entertain themselves, and even each other, and you don’t have to lift a finger
• sweet release from the obligation to attend events that don’t interest you
• the bliss of not being scrutinised

(via rainyfishes)

laloslayamanca:

words of affirmation. there’s nothing wrong with me i choose to be like this every day for the bit

(via rainyfishes)

angelwithnightmares:

The famous gay panic bro-tap x3

justlookatthosesausages:

fenrislorsrai:

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck:

brainsforbabyjesus:

headspace-hotel:

beyondthisdarkhouse:

findingfeather:

headspace-hotel:

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

Alternatively: it’s not killing the mood at all but it’s totally making both of them giggle like they’re twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.

The more that I think of it the more I’m seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.

Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can’t see and hiding all your weapons under the sink

…Oh

second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.

awkward

It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”

Married version is shoving your hand in your partner’s clothes when you’re out of weapons because you KNOW where their spare is.  Or wearing a weapon in a spot you can’t draw from yourself because its now spare storage for your spouse’s weapons.

Every single one of you is a genius

(via rainyfishes)

catastrophic-cryptid:

*twirling hair normally* im sooooo normal about this piece of media,,,, so soso normal,,,,, *begins whirring* sooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooormaaaaaaaal 

spockcoded:

media will make u go Wow i wish i was 15 again and then u will think wow what the hell fuck am i even saying. for gods sake No i dont

huffylemon:

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rainonrosepetals:

Depression tips™: order shit online; you can’t kill yourself because that lit stuff you bought hasn’t arrived in the mail yet fool

furiona:

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

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